Official Thank A Straight Person Today For Your Existence Straight Pride Shirt
Bats, as mammals, are set up differently. Therefore, to compensate for that fact, nature said “How about if we have them hang upside down. That way, their tendons will actually pull their toes closed, just like a bird does from the Thank A Straight Person Today For Your Existence Straight Pride Shirt Also,I will get this opposite direction?” So… that’s what evolved. Bats hang from the bottom of something, and all they have to do is “let go”, and they are instantly flying! In fact, with this gravity-assist method, they can achieve instant flight even faster than birds, who have to work against gravity! Side note: In case you were wondering how bats poop and pee while upside down… first off, poopin’ is no big deal. Bat poop looks like tiny grains of rice. If they are hangin’ it just falls to the floor of the bat cave as guano. Pee, however… well, they have that covered too. They just “hold it” until they are flying!
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