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I was five years old, on a family road trip in the The Peanut Just A Girl Who Loves Fall And Syracuse Orange Football Shirt but I will buy this shirt and I will love this early 80s. My parents had decided to eat at a little truck stop diner, and I was pretty happy about that. I ordered my chocolate chip pancake and sat contentedly doodling on the paper “Monkey see, monkey do” placemat. The man in the next booth, seated with his back to us, shifted. I glanced up and saw that he had a riddle printed on the back of his t-shirt. Neat! Being a little kid, I was always on the lookout for new material. I carefully memorized it and filed it away in my impressionable little noggin, then chowed down on my pancake. The punchline made no sense to me, but whatever…it didn’t matter if I got it or not. I knew my audience would. Grownups got all the jokes.
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Later, in the The Peanut Just A Girl Who Loves Fall And Syracuse Orange Football Shirt but I will buy this shirt and I will love this uncomfortable beige throes of backseat monotony, I unstuck my thighs from the seat and stared out the window at some cows. The riddle came back to me in a flash. “I have a joke!” I announced excitedly. Ok, suffice it to say there was no laughter and applause. There was more of that stereotypical days-gone-by reaction where your parents couldn’t reach you to discipline you appropriately and an angry arm flapped helplessly backwards through the crack between the seats. There was yelling. There were demands to know where I’d heard such a thing. As hot, indignant tears filled my eyes, I felt utterly betrayed by the truck stop patron and his incomprehensible joke shirt that had caused me all this trouble. The fact that someone would print something on a t-shirt that was seemingly designed to get little kids in hot water with their parents was deeply offensive to me. Yes twice by accident. Once when I was 28 pumping gas. The second time at work. I knew I had to pee and was on my way to the restroom. Suddenly it just started coming out soaking my inner legs all the way down to the floor. I had to show my supervisor what happened so I could go home. On the way to my car I could tell I needed to poop but could hold it. Instead I figured I’m already dirty and have to take a shower when I get home. So I pushed a large firm load into my tight panties. When I sat down in my car it felt so arousing that I peed more then masturbated and squirted in my pants. Since then I’ve wanted to try pooping a pull-up in public preferably with an attractive woman.
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I was five years old, on a family road trip in the The Peanut Just A Girl Who Loves Fall And Syracuse Orange Football Shirt but I will buy this shirt and I will love this early 80s. My parents had decided to eat at a little truck stop diner, and I was pretty happy about that. I ordered my chocolate chip pancake and sat contentedly doodling on the paper “Monkey see, monkey do” placemat. The man in the next booth, seated with his back to us, shifted. I glanced up and saw that he had a riddle printed on the back of his t-shirt. Neat! Being a little kid, I was always on the lookout for new material. I carefully memorized it and filed it away in my impressionable little noggin, then chowed down on my pancake. The punchline made no sense to me, but whatever…it didn’t matter if I got it or not. I knew my audience would. Grownups got all the jokes.
Later, in the The Peanut Just A Girl Who Loves Fall And Syracuse Orange Football Shirt but I will buy this shirt and I will love this uncomfortable beige throes of backseat monotony, I unstuck my thighs from the seat and stared out the window at some cows. The riddle came back to me in a flash. “I have a joke!” I announced excitedly. Ok, suffice it to say there was no laughter and applause. There was more of that stereotypical days-gone-by reaction where your parents couldn’t reach you to discipline you appropriately and an angry arm flapped helplessly backwards through the crack between the seats. There was yelling. There were demands to know where I’d heard such a thing. As hot, indignant tears filled my eyes, I felt utterly betrayed by the truck stop patron and his incomprehensible joke shirt that had caused me all this trouble. The fact that someone would print something on a t-shirt that was seemingly designed to get little kids in hot water with their parents was deeply offensive to me. Yes twice by accident. Once when I was 28 pumping gas. The second time at work. I knew I had to pee and was on my way to the restroom. Suddenly it just started coming out soaking my inner legs all the way down to the floor. I had to show my supervisor what happened so I could go home. On the way to my car I could tell I needed to poop but could hold it. Instead I figured I’m already dirty and have to take a shower when I get home. So I pushed a large firm load into my tight panties. When I sat down in my car it felt so arousing that I peed more then masturbated and squirted in my pants. Since then I’ve wanted to try pooping a pull-up in public preferably with an attractive woman.
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