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Only shirt, and shoes, Still no service and they would probably call the Call Me Asparagus Shirt In addition,I will do this police, although in the U.K. you would be within your rights. Most likely, the same thing that would happen if you ignored any other laws which aren’t nullified by signs. You’d be asked to leave, and the authorities may be called. Anyway… taking that sign literally, you should assume that you will find no shoes, no shirts, nor any service in this establishment. Grammatically, these are three separate statements, not a conditional declaration. To delve deeper into this train of thought, if we really wanted to eliminate as many opportunities for misinterpretation, we might write the sign something like this: Any persons entering this establishment or otherwise seeking service herein, will be required to wear clothing covering the majority of their torso, including the breast area. Additionally, the same person will be required to wear foot protection in the form of the articles colloquially known as ‘shoes’. Any person found lacking some or all of the items mentioned above will be denied service, and will be asked to vacate the establishment. NOTICE: The policy posted on this signage does not supersede or negate any other regulatory statutes, codes, or laws. The biggest issue with this sort of sign is that it will be ignored by the vast number of people, thus rendering it near-useless. Congratulations you have just gotten yourself arrested for indecent exposure! Security would have caught this in the parking lot and immediately called local law enforcement with the news you are exposing yourself openly in public plain view. Grown adults are not going to like you doing this in front of their children! Inmates in jail don’t appreciate your actions either.
You would not be welcomed. You would be escorted off the Call Me Asparagus Shirt In addition,I will do this property, possibly with a police officer on the left and on the right sides of your body and each officer would be holding on to your upper arm firmly as you would be “in custody.” The store manager is called to the security desk where the camera system has had you on screen since you stepped out of your car. As you step into the store a Sheriff or police officer comes up to you and detains you for lewd behavior/public nudity and whisks you off to be booked. For the rest of your life, this off the wall behavior haunts you when you apply for loans, jobs, or security clearances, etc.. So, what do you think of running around in public with your junk swinging free, now?
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